(Sorry for the absence ;w; My final is done in a week then I’ll come back to update! Thank you my followers! ;w; Have a crappy fem!Equius cosplay of me if this crappy thing can be considered as a cosplay… T_T)
I’ve seen a lot of fan art and this is one of the best sets I’ve seen :O
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
how to sex:
- boob in hand
- place the doot in the mixing bowl
- add da croutons
- jiggle around like you just dont care
- now eat the taco
- spawn the child
- hell ye
Make me choose… Anonymous asked:
This is why mermaids are my favorite.
“Lord let me find him,” sighed Inspector Javert, eyes searching the stars above with sorrow and longing. “That I may see him,”
“…Safe behind bars,” he added quickly. Phew. Wouldn’t want those stars to get the wrong idea.
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
What the fuck what the fuck.
Don’t you ever. Don’t you fucking EVER touch my fucking friends. Don’t you ever go near them or hurt them I swear to fucking god I WILL kill you because I do not stand for that shit. She’s not even 16 yet you fuck. If you fucking touch her again I will fucking hunt you down. I am beyond fucking infuriated to the point where I am literally shaking in anger. Fuck you and don’t you fucking go near her again.
Guess whose boyfriend is cooking them breakfast tomorrow morningggg *v*
Do you ever wonder if your family wonders if you’re gay.