My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
Everyone struggling to hold on to the cornucopia………
SUPERMODEL FINNICK ODAIR HANGING ON
this one looks like a selfie gone wrong
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”
welcome to the black parade, mom.
fake your death, mum
I’ll Destroya mum
Also my nails looks pretty cute today
I met a cute lady bug friend today *v*
this looks like misha just killed a bunch of extras and the crew arent really sure what to do about it
Let’s poke it with a stick
i made this like two years ago back when i homestucked, unfortunately, i lost the file. however, i found a hq version to an image hosting site so huzzah! i’m really happy because this is one of my favourite things i’ve made.
based on this!
Oh, man, that dress is gorgeous.
i know omg I had like three or four dresses I kinda liked and then i tried on that one and was like YEP THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE. And it was really reasonably priced and aaaaaaa i just love that dress a lot *v*
Christians this 4/20 be like
guess which nerd went to prom last night