sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

castielismycherrypie:

reapergrellsutcliff:

effses:

mourning wood

*snickers*

*uncontrollable giggling* 

mellarque:

leaveatrail:

Everyone struggling to hold on to the cornucopia………

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SUPERMODEL FINNICK ODAIR HANGING ON

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this one looks like a selfie gone wrong
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lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

gerard-hey:

spoken-not-written:

padaleckifarts:

continuants:

mcr:

“It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking Deathwish, Mom”
“I Never Told You What I Do for a Living, Mom”
“This Is How I Disappear, Mom”

welcome to the black parade, mom.

fake your death, mum

mama mum

I’ll Destroya mum

toastdurr:

toastdurr:

4/20 praise it

Also my nails looks pretty cute today

I met a cute lady bug friend today *v*

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

seriousnoir:

this looks like misha just killed a bunch of extras and the crew arent really sure what to do about it

Let’s poke it with a stick

happlelujah:

i made this like two years ago back when i homestucked, unfortunately, i lost the file. however, i found a hq version to an image hosting site so huzzah! i’m really happy because this is one of my favourite things i’ve made.

based on this!

crystal-chima:

Pixel cloudscapes

synaptic-firearms replied to your post: guess which nerd went to prom last night

Oh, man, that dress is gorgeous.

i know omg I had like three or four dresses I kinda liked and then i tried on that one and was like YEP THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE. And it was really reasonably priced and aaaaaaa i just love that dress a lot *v*

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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guess which nerd went to prom last night